pregnant brain?

Not sure if I can blame this on pregnant brain..being so forgetful.. or just bad luck in the kitchen. See, after finally making it through 3 bridal showers, I now have an extremely stocked kitchen with pots, pans, 3 crock pots, silverware, utensils, mixing bowls, you name it.. But my first meal was not fit to eat.. Kyle said it had everything but flavor. I blame this on the slow-cook recipe book I found, since I followed it directly! Then I decided to make cookies that night. Apparently I had the wrong flour, because they did not stick together, nor taste delicious like Oreo cookies surrounded by chocolate chip ones should taste. However, today was the most epic fail. Last night we went grocery shopping for things that Kyle could take in his lunch, and he picked out two things of roast beef. Since the only lunch meat left in the fridge in bologna (ew), this roast beef was important. I go to make his lunch..no roast beef. It's still in the grocery bag..in the living room.. where I left it. The only bags I brought in..did not make it to the kitchen, much less the refrigerator. He offered to still eat it, but I explained that lunch meat can grow bacteria and he could get food poisoning! So I apologized one for wasting meat and two because now he had to spend money and buy his lunch. He said, "Do I at least get breakfast?" And I said, "Yes of course".. And he said, "make sure it's a croissant, I don't like biscuits." (on the little frozen ham, egg, cheese things..) So I was like yeah, yeah of course, I know that by now.. and what did I do.. grab the top box, stick it in the microwave.. and it's a biscuit. He didn't have time to wait for another, so poor hubby ate that one. Fail #4! It's cause I'm pregnant, right..! Or maybe he should be in charge of cooking..

Oops.. take that back, I just broke a glass, sticking it in the dishwasher! #5! Thank goodness it was not one of my new ones!